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Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe

from Single Number Two by Dinosaurs Are Shit Dragons

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I am a
Pioneer
Of the
Economic transportation

The Steve Job
Of mod cons'
As I
Revolutionise conveyance

When you capture me riding on your crafty speed cam, don't be alarmed,
When you see what I commute on,
When you capture me riding on your crafty speed cam, don't be alarmed,
When you see what I commute on,

I'll go get some falafel from Lidl, I'll be five minutes on my rad new ride

Do you ride to town on a bucking horse?
Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe!
Do you ride to town on a funky horse?
Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe!
I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe!

He's like a
Naff t-rex
With a
Vegan long neck
That let's him
Do deep throat
Without the
Choking and wailing

When you capture me riding on your crafty speed cam, don't be alarmed,
When you see what I commute on,
When you capture me riding on your crafty speed cam, don't be alarmed,
When you see what I commute on,

I'll go get some falafel from Lidl, I'll be five minutes on my rad new ride

Do you ride to town on a bucking horse?
Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe!
Do you ride to town on a funky horse?
Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe!
I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe!
I ride a gi-RAFFE I ride a gi-RAFFE

Nic Cage is in the snow, he doesn't know, I ride a Giraffe
Nic Cage is in the snow, he doesn't know, I ride a Giraffe
Nic Cage is in the snow, he doesn't know, I ride a Giraffe
Nic Cage is in the snow, he doesn't know, i've got

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credits

from Single Number Two, released July 12, 2013
Musical chords and words written by Barry Parkinson, Ric Thomas and Rev Adam J Adam Shaw.
Performed by Barry Parkinson, Ric Thomas, Rev Adam J Adam Shaw and Dan Kerr.

Recorded by Simon Morgan at The Recording Industry Is Dead and Copperknob Studios, Blackpool. Jan to May 2013

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Dinosaurs Are Shit Dragons Blackpool, UK

Dinosaurs Are Shit Dragons are a 4 piece socially inept Post-Pop-Hardcore band from Blackpool. They play Popcore music about ridiculous and childish things with joy and style, bringing a sense of fun back to modern music that is lacking so much these days. ... more

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