Single Number Two

by Dinosaurs Are Shit Dragons

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released July 12, 2013

Musical chords and words written by Barry Parkinson, Ric Thomas and Rev Adam J Adam Shaw.
Caputered Instrument Sounds Released by by Barry Parkinson, Ric Thomas, Rev Adam J Adam Shaw and Dan Kerr.

Recorded by Simon Morgan at The Recording Industry Is Dead and Copperknob Studios, Blackpool. Jan to May 2013

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Dinosaurs Are Shit Dragons Blackpool, UK

Dinosaurs Are Shit Dragons are a 4 piece socially inept Post-Pop-Hardcore band from Blackpool. They play Popcore music about ridiculous and childish things with joy and style, bringing a sense of fun back to modern music that is lacking so much these days. ... more

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Track Name: Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe
I am a
Pioneer
Of the
Economic transportation

The Steve Job
Of mod cons'
As I
Revolutionise conveyance

When you capture me riding on your crafty speed cam, don't be alarmed,
When you see what I commute on,
When you capture me riding on your crafty speed cam, don't be alarmed,
When you see what I commute on,

I'll go get some falafel from Lidl, I'll be five minutes on my rad new ride

Do you ride to town on a bucking horse?
Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe!
Do you ride to town on a funky horse?
Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe!
I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe!

He's like a
Naff t-rex
With a
Vegan long neck
That let's him
Do deep throat
Without the
Choking and wailing

When you capture me riding on your crafty speed cam, don't be alarmed,
When you see what I commute on,
When you capture me riding on your crafty speed cam, don't be alarmed,
When you see what I commute on,

I'll go get some falafel from Lidl, I'll be five minutes on my rad new ride

Do you ride to town on a bucking horse?
Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe!
Do you ride to town on a funky horse?
Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe!
I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe!
I ride a gi-RAFFE I ride a gi-RAFFE

Nic Cage is in the snow, he doesn't know, I ride a Giraffe
Nic Cage is in the snow, he doesn't know, I ride a Giraffe
Nic Cage is in the snow, he doesn't know, I ride a Giraffe
Nic Cage is in the snow, he doesn't know, i've got

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Track Name: Creatures Of The Night, Don't Go On Jeremy Kyle
What the fuck is wrong with people these days?
And their abject dissatisfaction at,
anything joyous, anything happy
Joy is now defined by facebook likes and

nothing means anything
nothing means a thing
nothing means anything
nothing means a thing
nothing means anything
nothing means a thing

Why are all the vampires, these days, such fucking bellends?
Why are all the vampires, these days, such fucking bellends?

Jeremy Kyle is the church of the dysfunctional
Twilight is our cultural benchmark
But the monsters these days, have such great hair
I can't compete and now i'm saying that


nothing means anything
nothing means a thing
nothing means anything
nothing means a thing
nothing means anything
nothing means a thing

Why are all the vampires, these days, such fucking bellends?
Why are all the vampires, these days, such fucking bellends?
Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle
Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle

Jeremy, shank me
Jeremy, shank me
Jeremy shag me
I don't want modern culture anymore

Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle
Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle
Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle
Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle
Track Name: Let's Big Party Go
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we're gooing to party until we all throw up, and then we will party some more, until we shit ourselves