1. |
|
|||
I am a
Pioneer
Of the
Economic transportation
The Steve Job
Of mod cons'
As I
Revolutionise conveyance
When you capture me riding on your crafty speed cam, don't be alarmed,
When you see what I commute on,
When you capture me riding on your crafty speed cam, don't be alarmed,
When you see what I commute on,
I'll go get some falafel from Lidl, I'll be five minutes on my rad new ride
Do you ride to town on a bucking horse?
Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe!
Do you ride to town on a funky horse?
Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe!
I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe!
He's like a
Naff t-rex
With a
Vegan long neck
That let's him
Do deep throat
Without the
Choking and wailing
When you capture me riding on your crafty speed cam, don't be alarmed,
When you see what I commute on,
When you capture me riding on your crafty speed cam, don't be alarmed,
When you see what I commute on,
I'll go get some falafel from Lidl, I'll be five minutes on my rad new ride
Do you ride to town on a bucking horse?
Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe!
Do you ride to town on a funky horse?
Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe!
I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe!
I ride a gi-RAFFE I ride a gi-RAFFE
Nic Cage is in the snow, he doesn't know, I ride a Giraffe
Nic Cage is in the snow, he doesn't know, I ride a Giraffe
Nic Cage is in the snow, he doesn't know, I ride a Giraffe
Nic Cage is in the snow, he doesn't know, i've got
one
two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
ten
eleven
twelve
thirteen
fourteen
fiveteen
sixteen
seventeen
eighteen
nneteen
twenty
giraffes
|
||||
2. |
|
|||
What the fuck is wrong with people these days?
And their abject dissatisfaction at,
anything joyous, anything happy
Joy is now defined by facebook likes and
nothing means anything
nothing means a thing
nothing means anything
nothing means a thing
nothing means anything
nothing means a thing
Why are all the vampires, these days, such fucking bellends?
Why are all the vampires, these days, such fucking bellends?
Jeremy Kyle is the church of the dysfunctional
Twilight is our cultural benchmark
But the monsters these days, have such great hair
I can't compete and now i'm saying that
nothing means anything
nothing means a thing
nothing means anything
nothing means a thing
nothing means anything
nothing means a thing
Why are all the vampires, these days, such fucking bellends?
Why are all the vampires, these days, such fucking bellends?
Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle
Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle
Jeremy, shank me
Jeremy, shank me
Jeremy shag me
I don't want modern culture anymore
Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle
Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle
Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle
Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle
|
||||
3. |
Let's Big Party Go
03:42
|
|
||
ghngnfhg ghfnghfhfgnghf ghghfnfhhhahaha fhdh
hghgngnfhfn bturuehen fhfhdue
we're gooing to party until we all throw up, and then we will party some more, until we shit ourselves
|
Dinosaurs Are Shit Dragons Blackpool, UK
Dinosaurs Are Shit Dragons are a 4 piece socially inept Post-Pop-Hardcore band from Blackpool. They play Popcore music about ridiculous and childish things with joy and style, bringing a sense of fun back to modern music that is lacking so much these days. ... more
Contact Dinosaurs Are Shit Dragons
Streaming and Download help
If you like Dinosaurs Are Shit Dragons, you may also like:
Bandcamp Daily your guide to the world of Bandcamp