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Single Number Two

by Dinosaurs Are Shit Dragons

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I am a Pioneer Of the Economic transportation The Steve Job Of mod cons' As I Revolutionise conveyance When you capture me riding on your crafty speed cam, don't be alarmed, When you see what I commute on, When you capture me riding on your crafty speed cam, don't be alarmed, When you see what I commute on, I'll go get some falafel from Lidl, I'll be five minutes on my rad new ride Do you ride to town on a bucking horse? Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe! Do you ride to town on a funky horse? Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! He's like a Naff t-rex With a Vegan long neck That let's him Do deep throat Without the Choking and wailing When you capture me riding on your crafty speed cam, don't be alarmed, When you see what I commute on, When you capture me riding on your crafty speed cam, don't be alarmed, When you see what I commute on, I'll go get some falafel from Lidl, I'll be five minutes on my rad new ride Do you ride to town on a bucking horse? Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe! Do you ride to town on a funky horse? Are You Having A Laugh? I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I Ride A Giraffe! I ride a gi-RAFFE I ride a gi-RAFFE Nic Cage is in the snow, he doesn't know, I ride a Giraffe Nic Cage is in the snow, he doesn't know, I ride a Giraffe Nic Cage is in the snow, he doesn't know, I ride a Giraffe Nic Cage is in the snow, he doesn't know, i've got one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fiveteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nneteen twenty giraffes
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What the fuck is wrong with people these days? And their abject dissatisfaction at, anything joyous, anything happy Joy is now defined by facebook likes and nothing means anything nothing means a thing nothing means anything nothing means a thing nothing means anything nothing means a thing Why are all the vampires, these days, such fucking bellends? Why are all the vampires, these days, such fucking bellends? Jeremy Kyle is the church of the dysfunctional Twilight is our cultural benchmark But the monsters these days, have such great hair I can't compete and now i'm saying that nothing means anything nothing means a thing nothing means anything nothing means a thing nothing means anything nothing means a thing Why are all the vampires, these days, such fucking bellends? Why are all the vampires, these days, such fucking bellends? Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle Jeremy, shank me Jeremy, shank me Jeremy shag me I don't want modern culture anymore Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle Creatures of the night, don't go on Jeremy Kyle
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ghngnfhg ghfnghfhfgnghf ghghfnfhhhahaha fhdh hghgngnfhfn bturuehen fhfhdue we're gooing to party until we all throw up, and then we will party some more, until we shit ourselves

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released July 12, 2013

Musical chords and words written by Barry Parkinson, Ric Thomas and Rev Adam J Adam Shaw.
Caputered Instrument Sounds Released by by Barry Parkinson, Ric Thomas, Rev Adam J Adam Shaw and Dan Kerr.

Recorded by Simon Morgan at The Recording Industry Is Dead and Copperknob Studios, Blackpool. Jan to May 2013

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Dinosaurs Are Shit Dragons Blackpool, UK

Dinosaurs Are Shit Dragons are a 4 piece socially inept Post-Pop-Hardcore band from Blackpool. They play Popcore music about ridiculous and childish things with joy and style, bringing a sense of fun back to modern music that is lacking so much these days. ... more

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