Crying and Wanking (at Christmas)

by Dinosaurs Are Shit Dragons

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written and performed by Barry Parkinson, Ric Thomas and Dan Kerr
Backing vocals by Kev Atherton
Wanking and Crying by Gareth Todd The Long

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released December 21, 2012

Recorded and mixed by Barry Parkinson at The Recording Industry Is Dead, Records

(C)2012 The Recording Industry Is Dead, Records

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Dinosaurs Are Shit Dragons Blackpool, UK

Dinosaurs Are Shit Dragons are a 4 piece socially inept Post-Pop-Hardcore band from Blackpool. They play Popcore music about ridiculous and childish things with joy and style, bringing a sense of fun back to modern music that is lacking so much these days. ... more

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Track Name: Crying and Wanking (at Christmas)
What did you do on christmas day?
Were you with all of your family?
I was at home on my own on the internet
Watching pornography
Oh yes indeed

Because I was Crying and Wanking
and Wanking and Crying
I was Crying and Wanking
and Wanking and Crying
Because I was Crying and Wanking
and Wanking and Crying
on my cock

What did you do on New Years Eve?
Were you at a party with all your friends?
I was at home on my own on the internet
Watching a dog fuck a giraffe
Like Ian Watkins

Because I was Crying and Wanking
and Wanking and Crying
I was Crying and Wanking
and Wanking and Crying
Because I was Crying and Wanking
and Wanking and Crying
on my cock

Dogs don't go on the internet
Giraffes can't wank because they got big hooves
Dogs don't go on the internet
Giraffes can't wank because they got big hooves
Dogs don't go on the internet
Giraffes can't wank because they got big hooves
Dogs don't go on the internet
Giraffes can't wank because they got big hooves

ahhhhhh ahhh ahhhhhh ahh
ahhhhhh ahhh ahhhhhh ahh
ahhhhhh ahhh ahhhhhh ahh
ahhhhhh ahhh ahhhhhh ahh

Because I was Crying and Wanking
and Wanking and Crying
I was Crying and Wanking
and Wanking and Crying
I was Crying and Wanking
and Wanking and Crying
I was Crying and Wanking
and Wanking and Crying
I was Crying and Wanking
and Wanking and Crying
on my cock